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Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.
I'll just clean out the fridge, haven't done that in a while... wait a sec what's this? BONUS BEER! Righteous!
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phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
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A reference of an empty beer can (or series of cans) that are temporarily stored upon the blades of a dormant ceiling fan. The cans were strategically placed there due to the overcrowding of empty cans upon a beer pong table. Excessive empty can storage upon a beer pong playing surface could potentially compromise the integrity of the game, thus leading to the need for an extra empty can placement area. An unused ceiling fan is a perfect collector of spent beer cans, due to its convenient proximity.
Fan Beer can also be used by its lesser known variation; a cold beer that is consumed on a hot summer day. A fan beer is a great way to cool down and relax.
The Fan Beer reference is commonly used across Michigan. It is believed the term was coined during a "Thirsty Thursday" drinking session.
"DUDE, What the hell is that thing up there?
Fret never more, it's merely a Fan Beer."
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run a mile on a quarter mile track ... but before each lap you chug a beer
you are a winner at life if you can run a decent beer mile.
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I was mowing my lawn, and it was so hot I'd even drink piss beer.
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Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.
NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
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A Canadian-Austrian drinking game played in a water body. Players chug a beer can in a body of water, stick the can in a flip flop (slippers) and race the flip flops. The players cannot move from their position or push the flip flop with their hands. The players are only allowed to push the water towards the flip flop to get it to the finish line. First flip flop across the line wins. For advanced players, they can also try beer flop extreme. In the extreme version the players have to be naked in the water body to play this game.
Let’s get naked and play beer flop.