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pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007

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before my time

something that happened before I even existed or way before time.

ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time

by kyliejmystery April 2, 2016


Kitties before Titties

The act of choosing cats before sex, or in this case, tits.

-Hey bro, wanna go bang a few hoes?
-No man, kitties before titties

by LOCUS9822 March 10, 2016


before the dark times

Before the dark times is a quote said by Obi wan Kenobi in "A New Hope" which is used to say that times where good for the jedi before the empire, this heavy implies that at the moment, Obi wan is having flashbacks to the clone wars and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker. It is also used as an expression of when someone changed for the worse

Obi Wan Kenobi: Before the Dark times.... Before the Empire

by KindlyKilling June 3, 2021


bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022


Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.

Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014


Guts before Glory

Standing up for what you believe in even when you are scared. Even if you fail, its belief in yourself to to take a stand and be proud. It takes strength to have a voice, stand for what you believe in, and honoring yourself for that. You may be weak but through a struggle, you fight through the storm. That takes courage to stand tall. Live strong, face fear, and take pride in that.

He was a coward. He finally had enough and spoke out truth even if he was scared. He put stood up for who he was, what he believed in and that is strength, bravery and Guts before Glory

by Devenshadows August 10, 2015