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Belgian Trombone

A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer

"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"

by frostyviking January 22, 2018


Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 17, 2022


Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023


belgian ned

A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.

check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!

by GlowBracelets January 9, 2011


Belgian Boomerang

When you fill a girl with semen and syrup and continue to bang her.

I gave Sara a belgian boomerang last weekend.

by CoconutXThunder April 22, 2016


National Belgian Chocolate Day

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

by architecter April 25, 2018


Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018