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Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

by Carla.pickel May 2, 2018


You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 28, 2021


Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it

IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it

by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021


I cant believe you done this

A meme from the vine.

After betraying his tribe he was told by the other tribe's leader "I cant believe you done this"

by djbeard December 16, 2017


Reason to Believe

simply the greatest album ever bestowed upon us In 2008 by the American punk rock band Pennywise

Person 1: Hey man did you check out reason to believe?

person 2: fuck yeah I did! I got the CD on release day

by maybejude October 24, 2024


She believed

He lied.

She believed he didn’t cheat.

by Imurbanru May 8, 2019


Believeness

Like Believe it has the same meaning, Means Greater Believeness

You still have my believeness.

by thememer12341234 May 19, 2021