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when you get a noticeable boner and have to move it around and slip it under the belt on your pants to conceal it
dude, i had to hide my boner with a belt-tuck last class, it just wouldnt go away
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a belt that one accidently puts a half-twist in
Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.
I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!
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The group of southern states reaching from Texas to Georgia.
My cousins are from The Incest Belt, so you know they're sleeping with each other.
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A symbol of social status in the redneck world. The bigger and shinier the buckle, the cooler you are.
"Wow, Jeb! That belt buckle mush have cost you a million bucks! You're cool!"
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A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?
Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!
Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
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The ring of dirt that accumulates in the back of a fat persons neck. The neck can also appear as though it were a pack of hot dogs leading to the ever unpleasant ring of dirt thus forming the dirt belt.
Check out Riggs, that guy hasn't taken a bath in weeks and has one hell of a dirt belt.
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Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
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