Bert

A term of endearment for a cat

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

Bert

a snail that loves law

person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged

bert

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

BERTS

Daddy.

I want o be just like BERTS.

bert

A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.

has a fine mom though

bert is a bad person
you see bert? he’s disabled.

bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert