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Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 20, 2022


LumberWack Bet

Prior to gay sex, the male being penetrated sprays a mixture of AXE body spray and strawberry lube on their asshole so is burns like hell, then when being penetrated the male jacks off and if he doesn’t cum before the other AND does NOT scream the penetrator he owes him $50. If screaming occurs repeat the process with the other male until it works, variations include adding a bigger cock(if available).

Yo, I won a LumberWack Bet against Ben last night.

by Grunkle Ben October 8, 2018


sweat bet

A gamble that makes one uneasy because of the odds on winning.

I placed a sweat bet on the underdogs. I wonder if they will actually win for me.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019


boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets

i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.

by Cody McSoftinhair October 1, 2017


Bet g

A phrase Mexicans use to mean "I got your back" you can count on me.

generally used in texting "I need to get my hammer back for work, I start in 2 hours!" friend in reply "bet g"

by Carter Anderson October 2, 2019


Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013


Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB September 23, 2008