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Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.
Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.
The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.
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a way of which cannabis can be consumed
in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing
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A Phrase that obviously means you have received a blessing from from the heavens/jesus/god.
"Yo I just found a 20 dollar bill on the street, it's a bless in the sky!!!"
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A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!
Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
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