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Blogging 4. Blogging 4 actually skips two levels, 2 and 3, and takes blogging so far into the future that no one can really keep up. Upon experiencing blogging 4 you will probably shit yourself at some point. Hey, when you take things to the next level, skipping levels in the process, well, things happen and some of it is not so cool. But what is cool is Blogging 4. So put your crash helmet on and get ready.
Blogging 4: (example blog, Grooming Tips)
Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.
Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.
Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.
In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.
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it is when you get analsex from a "blog person" (fellow blogger) on a first date
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instead of leaving them a trackback you give them a reachbackaround and play w/ their balls -and or- give reach arounds.
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origin.: chicago bloggers meeting blog persons only to end up getting some blog anal.
ctsy: shabooty.com
Carl the blog person got blog anal from Jessica the blogger.
She's on the comments with her friends, like 'how cool is he'...!
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A poorly contrived effort of bad writing, terrible quality photos and a complete non-understanding of the internet by girls who think that mainstream fashion needs to be blogged about despite the existance of fashion magazines that do it better and get paid for it.
I went to Vogue Fashion Week with about ten thousand other people who are probably blogging about on their respective fashion blogs - look at these really bad pictures of things I think are cool but are basically irrelevant to everyone and anyone.
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A social experiment conducted my MumbleAbout.com where the community contributes to a blog or news site.
I want to start a blog. What do you think?
Don't be a dumb ass! Why would you start your own? You can blog on MumbleAbout and win a ton of shit and do the collective blogging thing. Nobody wants to read about your lame-ass model trains anyhow.
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"Blog babble", a noun/noun composite word used to describe near useless blog entries. A few of the types are;
1) blog entrys made so the blogger can "hear" himself/herself speak. Alone they make no sense.
2)Quick entrys from bloggers who obviously didn't bother to read and/or understand the thread.
2)Unsubstantiated blog entries that cite unreferenced "facts" using terms like "It's well known that..." or"Experts say that..." or "I think we all agree".
When posted to a blog, the examples below are "blog babble." Listed as above, respectively.
1)"Oprah should be ashamed of herself, and apologize for single handedly losing the Olympics."
2)"She should be prosecuted."
3) "On what grounds? It is a well known fact that the Olympics are governed by the UN and they have to be impartial when it comes to stuff like that"
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To blog in a broken yet ryhthmic ryhming style of poet/lyric writing
(excerpt example of baile blogging)
We laughed like priests in bars
We danced like whores in cars
Silly witches being bitches
Angry emos buying eels
We talked and shouted all day
Only to kiss of and go die
Like how say use them
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Especially weak-minded bloggers.
See: pussiesfragglecocksucker
I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.
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