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The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
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When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.
Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?
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When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.
Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!
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When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.
"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"
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When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.
Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"
Hick 2: "What??"
Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"
Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"
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is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!
I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.
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