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While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
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This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.
Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.
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you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure
i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin
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similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
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the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
flanagan just got a southern blumpkin! the kid busted a nut on _______ while taking a dip shit!
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When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
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