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A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.
Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.
The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.
Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.
When you hve had the spiciest , naughiest Chicken curry the night before you wake up with your ass exploding spicy shit and if your dick touches the shit there is a high chance it will become infected. It usually lasts 1~2 days.
Hey man hurry up I need to use the shitter. My bog is bursting after last nights Indian curry and my dick is covered with green spots because it exploded all over my dick. Go to the Doc. No you go to Maccie Ds toilets. Too late.
Im in the toilet 1 day because my bog is bursting after that chicken curry.when your bog burst is too much to handle.
The act of shitting and have a bong
Xan: Come have a bong
Caps: I can’t I’m shitting
Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong
Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.
2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.
Bog booty is when a women's booty is so sweaty that their buttcheeks slide against each other freely. Bog booty usually occurs after skipping a shower for 3 days in a row. Bog booty is most commonly found in northern-Michigan women between ages 23-28 who spend weeknights drinking in their garage.
Nobody goes down on Marissa, because she has bog booty.
When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.
Look up Bog Sirticus
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