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Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds
Mikell bond is a spick
To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.
(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.
Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND
eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
A person becomes a bonded labourer when their labour is demanded as a means of repayment for a loan. It is the most widely used method of enslaving people around the world.
Bonded labourers are forced to work to repay debts their employer says they owe, and they are not allowed to work for anyone else.
Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where hirstorically traders woul tell each other "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing
"Cause I'm frontin' in my ride, and my word is bond" -- LL Cool J
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A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.
*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
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A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
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