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the worst word ever, shitty beer, UF late night beer after the bars close (i guess)
"guys want a bonus beer?"
"no gimme a miller light bottle"
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The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
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Basically Zoom or Google Meet.
Guy 1: Zoom is just Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree
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The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."
Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.
"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."
A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.