brand pig

a term used to refer to a person who simps for brands. usuallly found bragging about their new air pods, how many times they've gone to disney world, and how good their new custom-made vans look.

"Don't hang out with Adam, he's such a brand pig. I saw him buying all seventeen color variants of the new Nike hoodie because he couldn't choose."

indi brand

Independently owned company

Indi brands are companies funded by founders and are often local or small

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

Code Brand

Anything that is so cheap and ghetto it was never even named, but simply has a bar code. Such as govt. cheese, honey, butter or bread. Usually used by large corporations that want to cut costs by using the lowest overhead products they can get away with.

I just heated up this slice from pizza hut.... that code brand cheese they use dont even melt!!??

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.