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When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.
MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
Submitted by Paul & Art
The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
No its not a doge breed its a Doge BREAD.
I went to the supermarket to buy some doge bread.
The Kingdom of Bread is a Discord server that was established January 25th, 2020. It was established by Assistant Flatbread, Apple_Byter and is currently ruled by Emperor Breadstick, rainmaker. TKoB uses the standard underscoah measurement system and currently has no active currency. It has a cooking show that the Emperor Breadstick hosts and has frequent game nights. There are no taxes in TKoB and its only export is bread. for some reason.
"Where are ya off to?"
"The Kingdom of Bread"
Slang term; Money for marijuana. The money you set aside for buying weed.
Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.
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a discolored, wrinkly, and stinky old person with acne problems.
Judge Judy is Moldy Bread.
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