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A fucked up skank who dances around half naked to make money because everyone in the world is starting to hate her because she shaved her head
Look at that skank over there! It must be a Brittany Spears!
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When you say something random or refer to something that really doesn't have a definition, you put a random adjective and noun together and use it as its own new definition (note: never repeat the defintions- keep them original)!- thats the Arielle way
Born May 20th in South Florida (the bOC to be exact). She currently attends the University of Florida. She's tall, hot and fun! She's a kick ass dancer! I <3 her- you've got to know her!
Arielle: "It smells like a naked grandmother up in here"
Bijou: "Ha thats such an ARIELLE thing to say"
Arielle: "Indeed, whoa I like that chair, its like a cool color- somewhere between my candle in my living room cream and my neighbors cat cream, but I don't like the shape- it looks like a fat camel sat on a coffe table"
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The best French Horn player in the history of mankind. She plays a french horn sprinkled with fairy dust. French horns sound awful, but not when Brittany plays it. She is the buckle on the belt of french horn players. Brittany Church was the foundation of the Willard Band from 2005-2009.
Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.
I can picture Brittany Church in the shower.
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Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
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A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.
" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"
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verb: Woman fits a small fire extinquisher into her vagina, and man gets on knees in front of her vaginal openning. Man covers face with alcohol and lights his face on fire. Woman turns on fire extinguisher, and extinguishes the fire on the man's face. Woman should go by the name of Brittany May, and the man should go by name Felafel. Then she should make him pull the fire extinguisher from her vagina, and eat her out.
I totally going to use The Brittany May on Katie A. tonight... its gonna be hot.
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very sexy and has a good pussy it is always going to get a dick stuck in it every 5 minuets
i fucked a Brittany smith last night
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