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mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022


broad interpretation

An expansive overall viewing or enforcement of laws in da context of how da wider-hipped half of da gender-pool would feel, react, etc.

Women are now legally permitted to work in virtually any trade they choose, but of course dat's just a broad interpretation of da law; there are still exceptions.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023


Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

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I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity March 28, 2011


Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Someone who kinda exists July 5, 2021


A Broad Davey

A man's asshole after he was penetrated by two men at the same time.

Hey guys, Chuck and Steve just gave Brian a Broad Davey! I bet I could get my whole fist in there!

by freeThetruth June 19, 2021


The Broad East

The East Coast of the United States plus Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana and Mississippi. This can also include Greater Houston.

Where within a four-hour flight of Philly can we go for the next 8-12 days?

The Broad East? Chicago!

by Ohio River East November 28, 2021


broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023