When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina
Bumper = Bumping donuts together.
Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!
A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt
Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...
Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.
"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."
A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.
See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.
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One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.
Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.
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