Nature's call

noun A term used to define, in a G-Rated dialect, the urge to take a massive dump.

1. Jimmy: You don't look so good. What's the rush?
Timmy: I have to answer nature's call!

2. Kimmy: Hey, what's up?
Bimmy: One moment, nature calls.

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London Calling

1. Fair warning uttered by assassins right before they take out their target. Spoken with an air of superiority.
2. Spoken by Killface on Cartoon Networks "Frisky Dingo" right before he takes out 3 bodyguards with shurikens.

Killface: London calling. (throws 3 shurikens at 3 bodyguards with guns. Instant kills.)

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brewty call

The guy a girl calls to hangout so he can buy her beers all night.

Girl: Hey guy, wanna hangout tonight??
Guy: Yeah, sounds fun!
Girl: Ok! I could totally go for a beer!
Guy: Oh... (knows it's a brewty call)

ham call

When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.

hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.

my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club

call 12

To call the cops, to call narcs

If you don't get the f*ck out my house imma call 12

bubble call

Spontaneous evening summons to drink champagne with the bottle holder who extended the initial invitation. First made from a hotel lobby in central London, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a booty call, as the offer can be extended to platonic friends, though the two share some common characteristics. Namely the impromptu nature of the invitation, usually given late at night.

"I'm at a hotel in London with a free bottle of Veuve Clicquot that I cannot bring back in my hand luggage tomorrow. Anyone up for helping me finish it? No, it's not a booty call. Just a bubble call."

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.