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if they didnt exist, target would die
LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die
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When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
National Cart Day was originated on April 26 2019, it is when you and your friends go buy a shit ton of carts on Friday after school
I’m trynna cop carts so bad
Don’t worry dude it’s national cart day soon
Aye how many we copping
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A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!
CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.
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When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
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The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.
That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.
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A car full of males usually out patrolling the strip lookin at hunnies.
person 1 Look at all those dudes in that car.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
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