cereal dust

The tiny crumbs of cereal that have collected at the bottom of the bag. A person unfortunate enough to be pouring the last bowl of cereal a bag can handle, will encounter this.

God damn cereal dust! X(

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dead cereal

Dead serious.

"He's dead!" Lolah cried.

"Seriously?" Darla whispered with dispair.
"Dead cereal Darla."

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Cereal Box

Somebody (generally a foreigner) who can't drive properly. Can be either a "cereal box" or a "cereal box driver".

The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.

Argh! Flippin' cereal box!!! Learn how to drive!

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lesbian cereal

Cereal that is unsweetened and not artificially colored.

Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi

Mom, don't we have anything besides lesbian cereal?

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Cereal Bowl

When you punch someone in the mouth, and knock out some off their teeth then you proceed to ejaculate into their mouths, so when they open their mouth it looks like a cereal bowl. You finish off the deed by saying cheerios as you walk away.

-So what happened with dude last night?
-Well I was fighting him when I finally got in a good punch and knocked him out along with a couple of his teeth, so I proceeded to to give him a cereal bowl.
-Please tell you said Cheerios as you walk away?
-It wouldn't be a cereal bowl if I didn't.

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cereal dorkster

a person who is dorkier than a dork. a dorkster is someone who is a dork. so a cereal dorkster means your dorkier than a sereal dorkster, which means you are a cereal dorkster.

A matheson (no more explanation needed for cereal dorkster).

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Cereal Shit

When you first reach for the cereal box, and you have to little content to fill a bowl, yet to little to throw away. Most people mix this cereal shit with another cereal, causing a bad flavor.

I was reaching for the Captain Crunch, when I realized there was just cereal shit left. So I mixed it with Total K.

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