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Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.
Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
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a simple quasi-folkish tune written and recorded in a hotel room (during a "bed-in" for peace) in the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in downtown Montreal, Quebec, Canada in the late 60s. John Lennon of the Beatles and his new bride Yoko Ono were there on their honeymoon and they wrote, performed and recorded the song in that room, along with some special guests singing the chorus chant. This song has become an antiwar anthem and since then has been played and chanted at numerous anti-Vietnam War rallies and at rallies opposing wars thereafter.
At the Ohio State University Oval in January 1991 I saw an antiwar demonstration against the first Gulf War (first war against Iraq). The rally organizers played many rock'n'roll antiwar songs, including "War" by Bruce Springsteen and "Give Peace A Chance". People kept on chanting, "all we are saying, is Give Peace a Chance".
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skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy
"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"
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Someone who is sexually attracted to certain animals (in most cases a sheep), has a significantly large nose and is also strongly attracted to children's bums of the male variety.
You are accused of being a joel chance, I hereby sentence you to 10 spankings by Elton john.
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The reoccuring theme in Disney Movies that in order to have a happy ending, one must first go through a conflict and after hurting their partner and others, their partner must then give a second chance to love.
People make Mistakes, Growth doesn't happen by chance, if happens by Change, and if you don't change you don't grow... Your boyfriend made a big mistake, but I think he has learned from it and grew. He deserves one of those Disney's Second Chances for sure.
The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.
You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.
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A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008
Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??
Person 2: Hell no.
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