cookie check

when your girlfriend or anyone sharing milk and cookies with you pushes your cookie-holding hand out of the way just as you are about to dunk your cookie into the milk in order to dunk their own cookie into milk.

Boyfriend: "Bitch, did you really just cookie check me?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah Bitch, you been cookie checked!"

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‘Rona check

Rain check 2020 edition. Respectfully declining an invitation due to COVID-19 social distancing measures, independent of whether the engagement is actually a safe practice or not. A foolproof method to flake out of anything.

Hey, want to come by for a drink?
Sorry bud- gotta take a ‘rona check, I’m seeing my grandparents in a few days.

Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

Stat Check

A mechanic, character, or system in a video game where defeating it requires having higher statistical values. Sometimes called a "DPS check" in relation to raid bosses in MMOs.

Garen is stat checking me.

google checked

To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.

"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."

"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

Stink check

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!

Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!