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When a woman on her period farts and it gets stuck going up her butt crack in between her pad and butt crack
May I be excused I just had a chimney cherry bomb.
When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.
Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"
when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.
I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!
Objects in the shape of a penis
Zach left a chimney rocket made of two toilet rolls and one paper towel roll for Yukon Cornelius to see when he entered the bathroom.
The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person
Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!