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A person with the characteristics and mannerisms of a Chimpanzee.
"He's such a Chimp Nugget"
"Stop scratching yourself, you Chimp Nugget"
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{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~
CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~
So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !
Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS
Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.
If there are any doubts please refer to;
www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio
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The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
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The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance
Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."
We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
An example of something you ordinarily would really like, but in this particular case don't.
"I love Star Trek, The Animated Series, Next Gen, Deep Space Nine, and even certain aspects of Voyager. But Enterprise was a chimp in a deerstalker."
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This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.
Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!
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