A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.
That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!
An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.
That guy is such a choad blast.
A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.
Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.
When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.
Guy wakes up after too much drinking:
"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"
1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.
I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.
Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent
a verry short and fat or short and built person
A: dude! that guys a body choad!
b: yeah man he's so short and fat!