A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.
That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!
When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.
Guy wakes up after too much drinking:
"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"
1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.
I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.
That guy is such a choad blast.
A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.
Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.
Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.
Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent
a verry short and fat or short and built person
A: dude! that guys a body choad!
b: yeah man he's so short and fat!