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A White guy that eats out Black girls
Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."
slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.
Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.
when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles
so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.
the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
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Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".