Good Christ

A phrase uttered to express surprise, aggravation or excitement.

Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.

Good Christ that was a great goal!

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christ follower

a christian person who is sick of people judging them when they tell them their a christian. its a way of discribing your faith without people just seeing the stigma attached to the word 'christian'. Another good thing about a christian calling them self this is that it reminds them what their really doing, following christ. i refur to myself as a christ follower and i think when i'm trying to explain my faith to soomeone it helps to symplify stuff.

person: but all christians are hypocrits!
me: ahhh yes but i'm a christ follower...

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Jesus Christ

An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"

*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!

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Jesus Christ

A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris

Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!

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the passion of the Christ

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.

Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?

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Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.

1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"

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Christ's peepee

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.

"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."

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