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Watch out for these ladies. They will get you knocked up and leave you before your daughter turns 6.
A: Man who was that? He seems terrible!
B:just a Christopher. I guess I should be more careful!
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To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.
Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
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If you don't know who Christopher Shaw is, I feel sorry for you. But to explain, Christopher Shaw is a greek god looking ass animated character who everyone in the Episode Interactive community simp for. He is from the story "The Shaw Brothers" written by our talented queen Violet. He has beautiful olive skin, a defined triangle face carved by the gods above, luscious short cropped black hair, snatched straight bold brows, cute button nose, sexy uneven terracotta lips to give a *kiss kiss*, and a pair of mysterious, beautiful, mesmerizing, green, round piercing eyes. His likes includes consistency, koalas, the weeknd, eating fruits, being hot asf, and demolishing ovaries. In conclusion, Christopher Shaw is daddy and he can rail me.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO OUR QUEEN VIOLET FOR CREATING HIM!!!
ivy: "hi, (insert hottie name)!" *heart eyes* *drolls*
annoyed hottie: "hey, icy! is that Christopher Shaw over there?"
ivy: "OMG CHRISSY I'M COMING!"
An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.
Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein
Nickname for Conan O'Brien, imparted by Tom Hanks on the former's second episode as the new host of The Tonight Show in 2009. The nickname combines Conan's self-bestowed nickname from earlier in the same show, "CoCo," and his middle name irl, "Christopher," also revealed earlier in the same show when Conan showed his new California driver's license.
Jim: Is that dude with the big ass chin still hosting The Tonight Show?
Hank: No way, man, CoCo Christopher took over hella days ago.
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Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee, CBE, CStJ, (born 27 May 1922) is an English actor and singer. Lee initially portrayed villains and became best known for his role as Count Dracula in a string of popular Hammer Horror films. Other notable roles include Francisco Scaramanga in the James Bond film The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Saruman in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy (2001–2003) and The Hobbit film trilogy (2012–2014), and Count Dooku in the final two films of the Star Wars prequel trilogy (2002, 2005).
He was knighted for services to drama and charity in 2009, and received the BAFTA Fellowship in 2011. Lee considers his most important role to be that of Pakistan's founder Muhammad Ali Jinnah in the biopic Jinnah (1998), and his best role to be Lord Summerisle in the British cult classic The Wicker Man (1973), which he also considers his best film.
Always noted as an actor for his deep, strong voice, he has, more recently, also taken to using his singing ability, recording various opera and musical pieces between 1986 and 1998 and the symphonic metal album Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross in 2010 after having worked with several metal bands since 2005. The heavy metal follow-up titled Charlemagne: The Omens of Death was released on 27 May 2013. He was honoured with the "Spirit of Metal" award in the 2010 Metal Hammer Golden God awards ceremony.
Christopher Lee played Saruman in the The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. In the commentary, he states he had a decades-long dream to play Gandalf but that he was now too old and his physical limitations prevented his being considered. The role of Saruman, by contrast, required no horseback riding and much less fighting. Lee had met J.R.R. Tolkien once (making him the only person in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy to have done so) and makes a habit of reading the novels at least once a year. In addition, he performed for the album The Lord of the Rings: Songs and Poems by J.R.R. Tolkien in 2003. Lee's appearance in the final film in the trilogy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, was cut from the theatrical release, but the scene was reinstated in the extended edition.
The Lord of the Rings marked the beginning of a major career revival that continued in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005), in which he played the villainous Count Dooku. His autobiography states that he did much of the swordplay himself, though a double was required for the more vigorous footwork.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lee
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Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.
as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher