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Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey March 27, 2012

34πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

27πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017


A Chunky Mandem

When you’re in a public place (usually a zoo or cinema) and a family who are all morbidly obese walk along arguing in height order.

β€œAfter giving my girlfriend a Greasy Steven the next day we went to the zoo and we got stuck between a Chunky Mandem”

by Father Fudge July 13, 2018


Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022


chunky rat

Chunky rat
A middle aged man mostly Caucasian who likes beer and a nice (not drunk) personality

chunkyrat
Person: look bro, a chunky rat!
Bro: trololol

"chunky rat"

by Albertnutberry January 3, 2014