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God Church

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"

Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"

by EnglandTheCity July 2, 2017

50๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Church of Falcon

The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O'Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying "Can't let you do that!"

Prayers to the Falcon must end in "YES!"

Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!

by Leo058 August 28, 2009

170๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Church of Reality

The only religion that is true.

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.

by weirdgirl August 9, 2003

75๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


church laughter

Uncontrollable laughter at an inappropriate time (e.g.: during church). Often, church laughter is subconsciously motivated by the taboo of laughing at the inappropriate time.

I watched "Rain Man" the other day and had the worst case of church laughter.

by My Fampus Itches January 19, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Church

A Butt hole surfing faction of rich kids and loners alike, who fonzanoon daily while accessorizing with camouflage bracelets.

I once saw a member of swamp church enter a ping pong ball launching tournament in ding dang, he won using only his anus.

by Quinn Barton February 8, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


church nerd

A person who knows many things about the church they attend, different churches, the liturgical year, or any of mix of the previous things.

That girl is always reading her Bible or preparing or studying some type of religious lesson! She's such a church nerd!

by kagomeshuko December 24, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Church of the DVD

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".

He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!

by G. Thomas May 31, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž