The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.
"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"
The act of sounding with a cigar.
"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"
That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum
Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped
A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night
I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.
A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”