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A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.
Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.
Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"
Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
A blowjob.
Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.
The act of sounding with a cigar.
"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"
A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”
Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
The more I smoke the more I get high
Better than drinking alcohol, wait I’m not so sure about that
Cherry cigar, it’s refreshing
Send me some cigars, and promise I’ll shut the fuck up
Send me some cigars