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Classic Rock

A genre of music that truely did start it all. Though good music, most all of it's followers are elitist retards who put down all other forms of music, and promote their own.

Classic rock, the root of all music, might appeal to me if it weren't boasted about as the "best music ever, and much better then whatever music you listen to!"

by J Master Flesh March 1, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


classic rock

A silly sub-"genre" of music created by radio. Unfortunately, the radio format does not live up to its name, as most of these classic rock stations play music by bands that are more "dated" than "classic". Also, most classic rock stations neglect to play classic punk or classic metal, opting to play pop rock and hair metal bands, that, as mentioned above, are more dated than classic. Unfortunately, listening to classic rock radio is somewhat of a neccesary evil in order to get acquainted with some of the timeless bands that have sprung out of rock's past. However, as illustrated in the example, it is hard at first for an ear that is mainly weaned on MTV commercial bands to distinguish the difference between dated and classic, as many dated bands have the same instant appeal as today's mainstream bands have as well.

Classic rock noob: I love Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Styx, and Pink Floyd!

Seasoned rock veteran: Be very glad I do not have a good memory.

Classic rock noob: What's wrong with Motley Crue and Styx? They have guitar solos!

Seasoned rock veteran: *sigh*

-SEVERAL YEARS LATER-

No longer classic rock noob: I love Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, The Stooges, Bob Dylan, and Pink Floyd!

Seasoned rock veteran: Now that's more like it! You still listen to classic rock radio?

No longer classic rock noob: Nah, they play too many shit bands like Poison and Bon Jovi! I use the Internet now to find and listen to bands.

-THE LESSON-
Classic rock fanboys, there is no reason not to expand and improve your musical tastes in this day and age. Quit being so closed minded.

by topraman517 June 13, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Classic Rock

The greatest genre of musice to ever grace the Earth. Consisting of bands like; Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, the doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Rush, Guns n' Roses, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, The Yardbirds, Bad Company, Rolling Stones, Cream, etc.

"I was listening to some sweet Classic Rock last night. It made all of today's bad bands look horrible."

by The Door v5 February 2, 2005

102๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Classic Rock

Stop saying Guns N' Roses are Classic Rock, you fucking morons. They are hair. And they suck ass.

Real Classic Rock is Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Sweet, Uriah Heep, Head East, Eric Clapton, Boston, Styx, Journey, Rush, Rolling Stones, Sammy Hagar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Alice Cooper, Black Oak Arkansas, Foghat, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Queen, Rod Stewart, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Crowes, Janis Joplin, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, T.Rex, The Who, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, Bad Company, ELO, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Nazareth, Joe Cocker, The Guess Who, Heart, Judas Priest, Cream, CCR, George Thorogood, Five Man Electrical Band, Velvet Underground, Golden Earring, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Deep Purple, J. Geils Band, Jackson Browne, Kansas, KISS, Cheap Trick, Dire Straits, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, The Youngbloods, Marshall Tucker Band, ZZ Top, David Bowie, Bob Seger, Curved Air, ARGENT, Humble Pie, The Beatles, Grand Funk Railroad, Mountain, Doobie Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Doors, AC/DC, The Hollies, The Kinks, The Troggs, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, etc.

Fake "Classic Rock" is Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, etc.

Shut the fuck up about it unless you know the real Classic Rock bands.

by Phuqer March 5, 2006

1010๐Ÿ‘ 596๐Ÿ‘Ž


classic rock

Is better than todays Violent Music.

Music these days is too violent. Drugs, sex, killing or whining (emo) is all I hear on most radio stations these days.

by coo coo for coca puffs March 24, 2005

138๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Classical Academy

A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.

That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.

by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 12, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


classic matt

To say or do something sterotypical of an average teenager but in a slightly comical or repetative maner.

"classic matt" said andy after watching his friend fall over for the 3rd time that day.

by jpgssjhg March 23, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž