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"close the pool" refers to a time when the web site "ebaums world" tried to raid the website "habbo hotel" many African American's human rights were infringed upon.
"Lets close the pool brothers"
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To turn up the volume on the tv, refering to volume signal that pops up on the screen that slides to the right. Opposite to open the curtain witch is to turn down the tv
Ice I can't hear the badgers close the curtain.
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Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"
Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"
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Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.
I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.
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TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!
my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
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Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?
Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!
Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.
a hopkin-original
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Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
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