something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.
Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"
Joe:" burn it."
Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.
Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”
Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!
He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad
Coach Golden has coached football for a long time
A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.
Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me
When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
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