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a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob
"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"
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the act of a man going down on a woman using his teeth to naw or nibble the clitoris for stimulation
Dave went down on me and was totally corn cobbing me!
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someone who is a lame idiot face
jon: lolz he such a cob knobber
Dan: roflmao gawd
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Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and eats it. Again.
My partner was hungry after anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a sandwich.
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Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
Kansas Corn on the Cob
“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the
Cobbed her, Kansas style!”
“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”
‘Step-bro what are you doing?’
‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’