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Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

by jonnydeanevoss February 7, 2010


Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge April 14, 2011

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Coffee jelly

a very delicious dish that a pink haired guy named kusuo saiki loves.

saiki: I don’t have time for you!
I have to eat coffee jelly.
kaidoo: *sad face*

by sweetkittycat January 2, 2022

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


coffee shop

another word for a drug house...

"hey lets go score some dope at the coffee shop"

by knoitall April 13, 2007

198πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Getting coffee

Hooking up or having casual sex with a friend or coworker.

Her: Let go get coffee.
Him: But I don't drink coffee.

Her: Me either ;)
Him: I'm getting coffee today/ tonight.

by China0123456789 October 16, 2016

34πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.

Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005

368πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž