Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

Commit a Julius Caeser

The act of the senate murdering a Emperor or a Caeser.

"Hey bro, want to commit a Julius Caeser?

"Really? Another one? We just did one last week! Okay, I am in.

committed termination partner

A "Committed Termination Partner" (CTP) is a suicidal person that will join another suicidal person in jointly committing suicide. This is typically done through the use of a "Suicide Pact" that may be a written plan or a spoken plan dealing with all aspects of the mutual suicide of two people.

John met Jane as a committed termination partner (CTP) and now they both CTB together.

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commit stop living

gay die

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay

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commit the crimes

50 Cent spent time in prison for drug dealing.

Cimmy Cko

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Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

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commit Lethe Bath

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.