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Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 7, 2017


Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.

by Guins November 21, 2018


BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it

Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone

by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021


Thrones and Cones

The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.

"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"

"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"

by shaq_isking1 April 18, 2019


Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 10, 2018


flesh cone

When an obese person wears skinny jeans and it creates the ice cream cone affect.

Whoa, dude she is a total flesh cone in those pants.

...Id still lick her.

by MissFear February 11, 2011


Sneaky cone

A term used in Australia When a person has a chop ready At a place they can’t smoke until the parents go to bed e.t.c. But they can’t wait and they have one cone hoping they don’t caught

“Bro can I please just have one sneaky cone, I’ll blow the smoke out the window it’s not like ur mums gonna catch us”

by WinnieBlueTasteFlowFilter May 10, 2019