Aluminium Conspiracy

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.

1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy

conspiracy expert

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.

Wow, you're a real conspiracy expert, aren't you?

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.