Corrosion Control

a group of rediculously good looking men who make it a habit of gang banging all the squadrons girlfriends (adj.) he whos profession is to paint jets and bang women inside jet intakes

guy 1:c/c ran a train on my girlfriend man.
guy 2:man! they gangbanged my mom last week,.
guy 1and2:i wish i were in corrosion control

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Gain Control

When a weed smoker recovers from a fit of struggling.

"hey guys, i'm freaking out!!!"
"brian, you need to gain control."

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product control

1. A control function for financial products in an investment bank.

2. (In common usage) A dead end, also known as the ACA graveyard. Seen as an avenue of last resort for lowly paid ex-auditors unable to attain jobs even vaguley connected with value generation.

I need this compliance seminar like I need a job in Product Control.

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Birth Control

See Linux.

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scene control

1. To have control of your scene.
2. To take charge of one's environment.
3. When a man is able to exert the proper amount of force, manipulation, coersion, dominance, or persuasion to keep his wife, girlfriend, kids, etc. in line.

1. Pedro's wife won't let him have a girlfield, he needs to get his scene under control.

2. Tommy is in for Vegas this weekend. His girl started to say something - he just looked at her and she shut up. He's got real scene control.

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Controller thrower

A phenomenon where in a person (usually a male ages 12-49) will chuck a controller out of frustration, temporarily believing the controller to be an animate object capable of feelin pain.....

Anthony: "WHY DOES JOHN ALWAYS BEAT ME AT MORTAL KOMBAT VS DC...WHY"

::Hurls controller::

John: "Dude.....quit being a controller thrower, it's not like you're goin to teach it a lesson..it's a controller"

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Birth Control

Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys

I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.

This Birth Control tastes like elephant

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