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cop speed

when your running from the cops you run faster than you really can

"Holy Shit, dude i just ran at cop speed! I cant even run that fast"

by rage against the machine rocks July 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cop Nerd

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerdโ€™s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.

*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but youโ€™re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)

by ๐ŸŒด๐™’๐™ž๐™ž ๐™Ž๐™๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ก๐™กยฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒด June 21, 2021

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

163๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


School cop

An uneducated, poorly trained policeman who is stationed at a middle or high school. These cops are often seen roaming around the hallways listening in on students conversation like that weird kid who wanders around you and your freinds until somebody sais something to them. When not roaming, they will most often be found in the office somewhere giving some lame threat to a kid who brought matches or a toy knife to school. Your principle, most likely, will often bring them up to try to scare large groups of kids. I think it is fair to say that these failures would only be useful in a school shooting.

Principle: And I swear to God, if we find any drugs, alcohol, lighters, or laser pointers in your backpacks. We will refer you to Officer _ _ _ _ _.

Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop

School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.

by NathanTheDankMan April 20, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

by kris takahashi December 31, 2010


Cop Trash

๐Ÿ‘ฎ โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ—‘. Criminal scum cops who perverted, stalk girls and minors in schools and workplaces and associate with terrorists and other criminal scum in community for physical and sexal violence on victims who are women.

Citizen patrol has vets who are terrorists and cop patrol full of such elements who are cop trash as they bring good cops disrepute ๐Ÿ‘ฎ โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿš“

by coolassmofo1 June 8, 2021


cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.

Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!

by weave October 25, 2003

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