its when a guy sits down on the couch and your balls hit the couch making a slaping sound
E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool
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the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.
"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"
OR
"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."
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A person conceived as of a man ejaculating onto a couch and a woman of knowing or non-knowing condition sitting on the couch and getting pregnant.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.
Julie: I can't believe it I'm pregnant I was even awake during the party last night.
Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?
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When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
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1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.
2. Acting wildly foolish.
Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.
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Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.
Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.
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An utterly dilapidated couch, commonly found in punk houses, bachelor pads and dorm rooms.
So called because of the tendency for spare change to fall from the pockets of visitors into its vile depths, to be fished out later and used to purchase beer and/ or smokes.
"Larry's welfare couch was so destroyed I had to ask for help when I wanted to get up."
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