coughing hyena

One who expels bacteria infected mucus by coughing extremely loud, consistently and profusely to the point where you want to inflict pain upon that person so they stop being so annoying. And they still keep coughing.

I don't know but they're a coughing hyena!

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no cough no stone

When smoking marijuana and someone coughs you can say "no cough no stone" (as in "no pain no gain"). It means the coughing weedsmoker will get stoned anyway and need not worry.

I had to cough badly when she handed me the spliff, but she smiled and said "no cough no stone".

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Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

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cough it off

When you or someone else does something extremely embarrassing and all you can do is "cough it off"

This is much like "walking it off" but only for embarrassment instead of pain

Friend 1 - Oh man did you see Tom lose his pants in front
of that group of hot chicks
Friend 2 - Ya man he totaly just had to cough it off
I felt so bad for him

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Bottie cough

To fart, to expell wind out of the anus

Mann, that bottie cough smells like a skunk

Cant you stop doing bottie coughs for a few seconds, only long enough to read the news, watch TV, move breathe, you know that sort op thing

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cough fag

when one gets a boner from the doctor while they touch your balls and make you cough.

John is such a cough fag

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Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!