I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

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No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

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Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

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how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

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