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digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 17, 2023


tour de courte

the walking lap one takes around the entire circle of the mall's food court, collecting and eating each free sample, and ultimately finishing where he or she began.

"I'm not too hungry, I just want a snack. Ooh, the food court! I thing a 'tour de courte' should tide me over till dinner!"

by Delivery Guy 1 June 4, 2016


Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.

Ben Shapiro is a good Court Jew.

by Catty McGee October 24, 2018

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Brittani Court

The greatest person you will ever meet. She will do anything for a friend and she will be there when you need her the most. She normally makes stupid mistakes by going back to someone who has broken her heart. She is a beautiful and she gets along with everyone. Sometime she doesn't give good guys a chance.

I love that Brittani Court

by RickiFlave August 1, 2011

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King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a August 4, 2008

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Food Court Gangster

A white suburban kid who acts and dresses like he is tougher than he actually is. He wears "gangster" clothes and talks like a thug. These kids think they are cool because they mess with mall cops. Generally, this kid is either short and is overcompensating, or is just insecure in some other way. He hangs out in the food court of the local mall and tries to intimidate people with their tough face. Usually they just get laughed at.

Dude, stay away from that kid, he looks scary
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.

by kynit January 9, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


supreme court of the universe

the highest judicial court in the Universe.

the highest federal court in the Universe, consisting of nine intergalactic justices and taking judicial precedence over all other courts in the universe.

The Supreme Court of the Universe has issued numerous rulings on the use of intergalactic punishment (the death penalty).

by Crysiz September 21, 2014

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