courtesy flannel

The most necessary article of clothing when attending a movie. The flannel is then used to conceal any vulgar activities done underneath it. Therefore, one is courteous by using this article of clothing. Used as a prefix, courtesy can be applied to many other terms (courtesy pontoon, courtesy car, etc). Courtesy can also be used as a verb.

A courtesy flannel may be too straightforward on the first date.

“Wow, did they really courtesy on the pontoon boat? Classy.”

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courtesy cum

When one ejaculates politely on to someone's body as opposed to inside of them.

"i was gunna pull out and courtesy cum on ur cute tits / but now i think im jus gunna cum inside u"

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Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.

"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

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Courtesy Tap

When a woman gives you oral sex and you are about to climax. Just before you ejaculate you give the woman a tap on the shoulder that tells her to stop so you can finish into a cup or the toilet bowl. Usually done if the woman does not enjoy the taste or swallowing ejaculate.

"My man is so nice. I was bobbing for apples and he gave me a courtesy tap before he jizzed in my face."

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courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

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courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.

Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.

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Courtesy Flush

Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.

Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.

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